(Source: sexpansion)

theegold49:

Okay, speak with Helen first and see if she what she arrange and if there’s anything I can do to help, I’ll definitely lend a hand. We’ll just hope for the best. I don’t put anything past that woman so I have faith she’ll come up with a plan. Any bet you’re saying this with a smile on your face. I can’t say no to you.

Where there’s a will, there’s a way, right? It’ll work out, I’ll make sure of it. I’m grinning like a fiend. Shall we get started?

theegold49:

Ouch, fair enough.

Are you sure? I want to marry you as soon as possible but having your sister there is a big deal. She has, unfortunately. But if waiting would ensure she can make it, the option is there. It’s your wedding day. You’ll only have one but okay. Hopefully Helen can figure something out. So now you’re using me? I don’t know how I should feel about this.

Let’s not talk about holding off on it just yet, okay? I’ll figure things out while you’re away, I’ll know more about how it all will go when you return. So we can talk about it then. My mom’s plenty crafty, I think something might be doable. I’m always using you, sweetheart. Like you said, we both win with this.

theegold49:

You’ve gotten so used to me, my god.

I’d be willing to push back the date if it means she’ll be able to attend. I don’t want her missing out on this. It’s definitely worth it and we’ll pull out all the stops to make sure she can attend. Oh? Well then, my bags are already packed so maybe I should just now, hmm?

Conditioned.

No, no. Let’s just see how it goes. I’d rather not delay this. She’s missed every other milestone in my life, ha. I doubt my wedding will be any different. But…I’ll talk to my mom about it. After this massage, you’re free to leave.

theegold49:

Is this the part where I’m supposed to say sorry or?

Everyone that we love is coming. We still have to work on getting in touch with Ms. Dawes but we can take care of that when I get back. I know how much it’d mean to both of us if she could make it. You’re welcome, my love and thank you for that as well. Odd, I actually love it when I’m right. Funny how that works out.

Luckily I wasn’t expecting an apology of any sort.

And Darcy, though I’m not expecting that to pan out. Still, it’s worth a try. Of course, pumpkin. I think I’m ready for you to leave now, I’m tired of your snark. You’ve worn out your welcome.

theegold49:

You still get bashful about this even though we’ve been down this road before. Honestly, Bells. You’re adorable.

I’ve been dreaming about this one day for years now. I want it to go without a hitch. You’re every bit deserving of a white dress in my honest opinion and you’ll be a total knockout in it. Perfection is the goal here and I know we can have that. Pfft, please. You wouldn’t divorce me. You’d be wearing the shirt to sleep afterwards.

You get me flustered. That’s all your fault.

As long as we’re both there, in the right attire and around the right people, it’s going to be amazing. Thank you, really. You’re going to look so handsome, you always do. Hmph. I don’t really like it when you’re right.

theegold49:

We can definitely do this tonight. It’d be the best sendoff to have and the greatest welcome home as well.

Haha, are you serious? That’s hysterical. My closet is 98% black so you can bet that’s the only color I have in mind for my tux. And while I worship Batman, I won’t be a walking billboard for him on our special day. Such a worry wart if I’ve ever seen one. I’ll wear the Dead Hand tee under my nice white button down. You won’t even realize it’s there until you’re undressing me during our honeymoon.

Goodness gracious my cheeks are burning. But, good. I’d like that.

Very serious, yes. It better be. My dress is going to be white, even though that’s a bit of a lie, traditionally. But still. I want this to be as ideal as possible. It doesn’t need to be perfect, but if it was I wouldn’t have any complaints either. I’m going to get a divorce from you before the honeymoon even starts then.

theegold49:

I stopped caring about the brownies a long time ago, Clare. I actually forgot that was the whole reason behind this; I just want you.

I’ll get one soon enough, don’t you worry. Hey, what’s that supposed to mean? I clean up quite nicely, thank you very much. Just for that, I should slip a Dead Hand tee under my tux just to mess with you. We’ll get it all taken care of. I don’t want you stressing over anything. It’s going to be the best day of our lives, guaranteed.

Can we possibly do this tonight as well as when you get back? Please?

I mean I’d rather it not be a tacky color, or with a Batman logo on it. I don’t trust you, sir. If you do, the wedding is off, and I might stop being your girlfriend too. You’ve been warned. Okay, I believe you.